Donald Trump with Stormy Daniels, 2006

BOMBSHELL: BILL CLINTON PERSUADED PORN ACTRESS TO HAVE AFFAIR WITH TRUMP IN CASE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT

By now, we all know the name of the porn actress, Stormy Daniels, and that she had an affair in 2006 with reality-star-turned-President, Donald Trump.  

What no one has known--until now--is that former President Bill Clinton, husband of former Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, had a hand in their meeting in 2006.  

The following is from an exclusive interview with President Clinton, where he gave the details of the plot to blemish the character of the Donald Trump in case he ran for President. 

GT: Our understanding is that Donald Trump expressed his desire to run for President someday during his wedding reception with Melania.  Is that true?

Clinton: That's true.  He expressed his interest in running for President, and Hillary was there.  She took me aside and said, "We need to put some black marks on his moral character.  It should be easy.  Why don't you fix him up with one of those women you have on the side?"

I knew the perfect one: Stormy Daniels, the porn star.  I knew Donald Trump had a thing for his daughter, Ivanka.  He never said it, not even in private, but it was obvious.  There has always been more chemistry between Donnie and his daughter than between him and Melania, and everyone who knows Donald is sure he'd sleep with her if he had the chance.  So, I had my people look into Donny's schedule, then I called up Stormy and arranged for her to be at a charity gold event he was attending.

"I knew Donald Trump had a thing for his daughter, Ivanka.  He never said it, not even in private, but it was obvious."

Stormy Daniels and Ivanka Trump.  Resemblance?

GT: Didn't Donald Trump already have enough self-inflicted damage to his moral character?

Clinton: You'd think so, but Hillary insisted.  Her reasoning was that if an affair occurred right after the birth of his son, it would be especially damaging.  I guess the public reaction to my impeachment proceedings didn't teach her the lesson that nobody cares about people's affairs when it comes to being President.  

GT: What do you know about this affair after their initial meeting in 2006?

Clinton: I know Stormy was a little creeped out by Trump calling her "Ivanka" and "my little princess" during sex, but I also know the money was good, and ol' Donnie couldn't get enough.  It was going on right up to a couple months before it came out in the news, as far as I've heard.  

This complete interview has been sold to a major pornography publisher.  The brand and the issue where it will be published will be announced soon.  

Asked about the revelations from this interview, the President said, "Everyone says there hasn't been enough investigation of the Clintons.  I said it, everyone has said it.  They need investigated, big league."